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A picture of a guy on a bicycle taken from a window. The roads are covered in snow and the weather looks cold and miserable. Caption reads “This dude has to be either going to get weed or pussy.”
Why not both?
Unfortunately this is me this winter. I have an ebike but no car, and my commute is 1h 15m every morning and evening in Minneapolis. I’m scraping by but the money for a car hasn’t come together so I’m trying to get warm gear together. It sucks.
Get this person some weed and/or pussy they need it
I actually do get a lot of both tbf
Then share dammit!
I am literally! Lol relationship anarchist.
That seat tho! Never seen anything like it, is it comfortable? Almost looks like a custom mold of a butt haha
EXTREMELY comfortable. Idk it was at Walmart. Just replaced the stock seat with it.
HEY GUYS, CHRIStina FIX HERE, and today I’m gonna show you how to bundle for winter cycling!
I live in an area that gets pretty snowy. My ebike has front wheel hub, so more stable that other ebikes. I tend to have so much fun just driving in snow, it’s quite an experience doing burnouts in snow and sliding in corners
That does indeed suck. I hope you can stay warm this winter.
Or going to/from work and doesn’t really have any other options.
You get 6 points a year. You’re at 5 now because last February you were snowed in for 5 days without power. You just have to make it until Dec 31st.
Bro, that’s me in 2001 riding home from playing PlayStation with friends.
That’s me in 2001 carrying my pc to my friend for a lan party. My mom refused to drive me because it was too “dangerous”
Weed or pussy? Well now I feel like a chump for doing that shit for school or work
Could be a normal Dutchman too.
“Oi, Dutchman!”
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“O hallo!”
Eh, while the Dutch are great bikers they aren’t super snow resistant, especially with global warming snowfalls are getting rare and a couple centimeters brings the country to a halt (but yeah they still bike).
Dutchman here. I love riding in fresh snow. Very serene, empty roads, and plenty of grip. It takes effort, and I’ll be wearing lots of layers, so I’m very warm.
Fuck old snow or black ice though. Like you say, snow is rare so I don’t have studded tires or chains and stuff. Usually the cycle tracks are well salted and plowed though. There’s even an app mhat can de bicycle route planning over plowed roads only.
Probably just a very normal Canadian, who can estimate snow levels.
Wait … that’s snow? Thought rain and fog
Weed? Not likely. This is more like “im sweating and shitting and need at least a bump.”
-Former opiate addict that has literally rode a bike in a blizzard to score. Like pictured.
Counterpoint: This could very well be a picture of me from any snowstorm in Calgary when I was a teenager who’d do anything for weed. But there would be 3-4 times as much snow.
I used to drive an hour in whiteout blizzards to get to my plug. In the ditches once or twice on that, but thanks to a handy wrecker, back on the road before my last bowl runs out.
Effin eh, cotton. Effin eh.
could also be that he has weed, and now needs THAT ONE CANDY BAR
Or tacos
Or tacos.
why do i find this view comfy
Me going to school back in the day.
But that’s not a hill? What were you, rich?
It was uphill both ways due to a valley between me and the school funnily enough.
You must have tree trunks for legs, but my very literal perception of this joke has always been ‘uphill, no downhill — just uphill’. As if they were on some kind of treadmill of hell.
I was under the same impression, it’s just fun to play with.
To be fair, it’s probably safer to bike in the snow than to drive. If you get stuck, you can just pick it up and if you hit something you aren’t that heavy.
I have to inform you that you can still rip a huge piece of skin from your knee.
Yeah, it’s still possible, but you are bundled up quite well due to the weather anyway.
Not if there are cars nearby
And if you fall off, you land on snow. Soft, powdery snow… /s
Or its Luigi on his way to a healthcare CEO
That’s just how I get to/from work lol
Shrooms outside is amazing…
