I’m going Orange. I feel like all of the others would naturally follow.
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People here talk about doing crime with the black pill, but I would instead just be the perfect astronaut.
Think about it, they could shoot you in space without having to think about how to get you back. No landing, no parachute, just a one way rocket launch.
Space agencies would be practically forced to hire you on the spot.
You underestimate the vastness of space and the reach we have with current technology.
Not having to worry about return frees up a lot of delta-v budget. Less need for supplies frees up more. It’d massively improve payload.
Can you bring anything with you? Is it a naked thing or do you bring clothes? What counts as clothes? Can you ‘wear’ a two tonne rock? Etc
Anything you bring back has to be internal.
Alllll the way up, Morty.
make it a 1 ton rock
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Is skin internal?
Yes but it sounds like it is going to be more useful for scientist than it is going to be for you who will be left with the boredom.
Pink, because then you can fold Queen Elizabeth II into a whale giving head
God save… What the fuck?
Just how we do things down under mate
That whale has million dollar pearl lips
ur telling me I can get a /home command and all I need to do is become Albanian?
One time I was in Spain and I found 5 Australian dollars on the floor in a train station. I picked it up and pocketed it. The same day, I climbed a bell tower in some museum/remains and was chilling up there for half an hour, without anybody else coming up. Eventually another person came up and said hi. Recognised they were Australian so I asked them if they wanted 5 dollars and they said “…yeah?” And I gave it to them. No explanation.
I laugh sometimes thinking of the story from their perspective, climbing a Spanish bell tower and meeting an English guy at the top who hands them 5AUD, like a NPC in an RPG.
“Albanian Transporter” would be a pretty sick nickname of an assassin whose movements seem to defy the laws of physics.
Sounds like a perverse sex move to me.
The problem being that if your are out of the country (and you can’t teleport back to anywhere else), you now need to explain to the authorities how you managed to get in without a movement record.
Although it might be useful if you are a local and just need to dodge a bullet or escape a mugging by random teleportation.
Obviously I’m teleporting to Albania.
Quite a lot are picking Tirana.
I suspect there’ll be some telefragging in the future.
Black. I could do anything far away from Albania, teleport there, have three cctv cameras and 9 guys at a pub confirm was there having a drink with them in the evening the 23rd and could definitely not have been robbing a jewelery store in Copenhagen at the same time.
You can rob one store. Afterwards you can’t enter the EU without interpol arresting you.
Had to look it up. Albania is in the final stages of joining the EU anyway so that won’t be too much of a problem.
They would have to figure out how I could be impossibly far away soon after the crime to a judge to get the warrant and then to a jury to get me convicted.
The black teleport one. You rob a bank and then teleport away so you can’t be tracked? The means of escape is usually how they track you down. So, suddenly being able to teleport thousands of miles in a moment?
Also, it’d be really useful for interstellar stuff. You only need enough fuel, food, and air to go one way. Strap me onto the rocket to Mars! I’d even hop back with huge sacks of Mars rocks to give to NASA. We’ve figured out the trek to Mars, its the getting back that’s been the problem.
If I could teleport other people into a Tool music video, this wins hands down.
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DOG!
It’s really the only answer, an no I don’t speak Cantonese. But I could make up fake translations for everything they say.
i reckon you could make more than $5AUD with a cantonese speaking dog
AND you get a dog
Yea… but then you have a dog.
yyyyyeah
amazing
‘Hey google why does my dog keep calling me Gweilo?’
are kibbles the opium of the modern cantonese speaking dog?
What would you even do with it?
Impress my dates, of course!
“Look at this, babe” *arm turns purple*
“Oh god…”
“I know. You wait and see what else does that! ;)”
The teleportation is obviously most powerful in terms of exploits
The dog could bring about the most technological advancement
I think Ill go for the eye color change though, because its so uncommon to have different eye colors.
Red, can I also change each eye to a different colour?
Sure, why not, go crazy.
