Lowkey Wife material. That level of levity is super attractive
Worth it, he doesn’t deserve you.
I remade this meme in a different format because the stupid p*say thing and the dumb pic
Thanks, the sanitization of the internet is really driving me crazy. Not worth complaining about but I’m happy you made this and will be something I’ll try to do in the future
But won’t someone think of the poor ad revenue
I was on mobile, so I used this tool:
https://threadfaker.com/But it would be more convincing if you just use browser dev tools to edit the content of a real post.
Is this Elon Musk but on Threads? lol
“He was licking my balls from behind and his nose accidentally touched my butthole, so in clenched my cheeks and said ‘got your nose Donald’ and he kept coming back for more”
No way is Elon Musk that cool.
Exactly. Also, you know he’d hate to be this hypothetical kind of person.
His mistake: She’s clearly a keeper.
A nose keeper
“When she stole my nose, she also stole my heart.”
He’s mad because she never gave it back.
Probably fucking dead. Hard to breath without a nose.
He has no sense of humor. Not a loss in any way.
Definitely not. It would need three more frames.
That’s actually hilarious, apart from idiotic censorship of “pussy”.
“pussy”“pusay”
Jokes on you im into that shit.
Literally
You’re such a brownnoser.
If a woman did that to me I’d propose on the spot.
I mean, I think the described action counts as a proposal…
She was probably on (at least) one knee and she put a ring on it…
Well it’s been a while, wink wink.
Oh my, now I’m blushing.
honestly you don’t want a guy with no sense of humor anyway
If you were prettier he would have enjoyed it.
If you were prettier people would like your comment.
I am goddamned gorgeous.
Bro if a girl did this to me I’d never leave
Well, yea. You won’t be able to, seeing how she holds your nose.
True, and I’d be right where I wanna be
Tycho Brahe wouldn’t be phased.
just sayin’
My wife loved this
You got his nose but he’s got pink eye
That’s why you wear goggles, duh.
Ze goggles do nothing!
Here, have the visual version 🙂
Don’t care about bumhole or the pinch, but I’d propose instantly due to the humor.
Exaaaactly this. If you can’t laugh at yourself and me while we’re naked doing fun things, idk how much fun you’re having, really.
