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This isn’t a shitpost, it’s valid satire.
Robotrain.
Half man.
Half train.
All cop.
Edit: This train always arrives right on crime!
Reminds me of this…

I would choo-choo that for a dollar!
It already looked chewed
“Thomas was just following orders…”
Directive 1: Serve the public rail
Directive 2: Protect the passengers
Directive 3: Uphold the timetable
So accurate 🤣
That’s Murphy the Tank Engine
Entombed or on rails, you’re riding with me.
That’s not in the deepest, most troubling depths of the uncanny valley, so it’s not DLSS5.
Enabling this also makes your game 50% slower
amazing
🎶 Don’t ask me silly questions. I won’t play silly games.🎶
This SUX 2000
Desperate Loser Slop Spigot Five.









