One is closest to god when on one’s knees.
Come to think of it, it has been a while since I’ve gone to confession…
I’m not going to mention when I start playing the new Crusader Kings 3 DLC that lets you mess with Catholicism, but there will be signs.
I can feel the atheism leaving my body
I’m just saying, we let the church burn witches to test that theory out and they found out it was wrong and apologized. Why not let this pastor try out her theological theories and then evaluate the results before we rush into a hasty decision.
Haste makes waste I always say.
I’ve never wanted to be “saved” before, but I’m reconsidering.
“I have a devil in my dick and some demons in my seman …”
Sir Psycho Sexy by Red Hot Chilly Peppers
Maybe she is a fan?
Just to be sure everyone gets it, this is a hoax. And it isn’t that funny anymore once you’ve read that the meme is based on a real fact, but it was gender swapped. Classic case of men in power being shitty people™️
Thanks for the sauce. Weird-ass world we live in that websites are censoring the word sex while discussing sexual assault.
So it’s funny when a female pastor blows the men in her church, but it’s not funny when a male pastor does it?
Sounds kinda homophobic, honestly…
Gender-swapped is not the correct term for this. The actual story was sexual assault(s) performed by a male individual. No mention of sexual assaults in the meme.
Guys this wasn’t sexual assualt, those guys that let that man suck thier dicks had to be at least 25 percent homo.
Why isn’t it that funny when it’s gender swapped? Are the standards somehow double?
It wassend funny to begin with at best its weird at worsetets its full on sexual assault which it was :/ a guy sexualy assaulting joung boys suing his position of power and there fait to abusr them
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yaaay!
“Come OUT, demons!”
“I’m gay!”
- the demons
I’m not a fan of sexual relationships started under an imbalanced power dynamic, but given they’re old enough to be called “men”, this is progress for the church and I’m not going to shit on it
As it turns out this was actually a 69-year old guy. Does that change your opinion?
Well the fact that the actual story was sexual assault, which is not implied in the meme, yes. If it was consensual and an older man doing it, what’s the problem?
Easy mistake to make in a dark confession booth, I’m guessing.
hey, as long as everyone is of age and consents, idc how many cocks were suckededit: after re-reading it appears i may have missed a few details in my hurried reading that lead to the conclusion that the consent was questionable. sorry about that.
Assuming that’s the only thing that changed, nope I feel the same way about it. Still problematic, but still less problematic than a lotta the other shit churches get up to lol.
you have to pretend you’re walking on a tightrope across a canyon: the trick is to not look down
Yeah when it comes to the church and sex scandals, I’ll take any “wins” we can get.
Demons, demons everywhere!!
Well, i’m Christian now.
Oh lordy, I got so many demons built up down here
time for Cuck porn
That can be your thing. I’m good.
More into team sports?
Nah, Armando has some demons he’d like to exercise.
It’s exorc-…oh.
This meme is a bit weird :/
Ooh so close! What you’re actually sucking out isn’t demons but semens.
D for effort though!
Semons?
I believe it’s spelled Sermons
Did it work?
Only one way to find out 🤷🏻
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