I swear to God, if I bite into a chocolate chip cookie and get spam, I’m going full Jason Bourne and stealing the launch codes

Can someone share a recipe here?
Better you have the launch codes than who has them now
People can mock and I have not had this but odd pairings do sometimes work, like crisps and orange peel.
Vanilla milkshake and right at the end of blending throw a couple strips of crispy bacon in, garnish with a couple more crispy strips pushed down the side and sticking out the top a little. It’s amazing. Only ever convinced a couple other people to try but they were stunned at how right I was about this one. You get little crunch bits, sweet, savory, creamy, salty, it’s so good
I feel like this is one of those things that you look at and want to vomit, but then you try it and it’s actually pretty good. Then you vomit.
This gives off Apple Pie with a slice of cheese.
Apparently that’s actually good, but on the surface those people look insane.
Have you ever eaten apple slices with cheese? It’s so good.
And you’re supposed to add salt to cookies. Helps bring out the sweetness.
Sweet and savory
Yep. It’s a bit more intense on the sweet side but this is so similar spam sushi since usually you mix in sake and mirin into the rice which are both sweet.
Straight to jail.
Would.
Bacon and pancakes
Chicken and waffles
Embrace it
Add maple syrup to both those combos and you have a deal. Spam and anything is awful, let alone cookies
Instant +10 psychic damage image.
Spam is too much on its own, this might actually work.
My favorite way to use spam is to grate it, then brown in a skillet until crispy. Use as a garnish for eggs or rice or whatever your sick heart desires.
Not like this
That’s probably pretty good. How did you dream that up?
If I bite into what looks like a chocolate chip cookie and get spam, I’m going to kill everyone in the room and then myself.
I’m catching someone with this and letting them know you are too blame.









