I swear to God, if I bite into a chocolate chip cookie and get spam, I’m going full Jason Bourne and stealing the launch codes
I feel like this is one of those things that you look at and want to vomit, but then you try it and it’s actually pretty good. Then you vomit.
This gives off Apple Pie with a slice of cheese.
Apparently that’s actually good, but on the surface those people look insane.
Have you ever eaten apple slices with cheese? It’s so good.
And you’re supposed to add salt to cookies. Helps bring out the sweetness.

Straight to jail.
Bacon and pancakes
Chicken and waffles
Embrace it
Add maple syrup to both those combos and you have a deal. Spam and anything is awful, let alone cookies
Spam musubi is my guilty pleasure. Just gotta ask if you’ve had it fried?
Yep, I’ve tried every way imaginable. It’s the texture that throws me off, the taste is average.
Better you have the launch codes than who has them now
Instant +10 psychic damage image.
Would.
Not like this
People can mock and I have not had this but odd pairings do sometimes work, like crisps and orange peel.
Vanilla milkshake and right at the end of blending throw a couple strips of crispy bacon in, garnish with a couple more crispy strips pushed down the side and sticking out the top a little. It’s amazing. Only ever convinced a couple other people to try but they were stunned at how right I was about this one. You get little crunch bits, sweet, savory, creamy, salty, it’s so good
Sweet and savory
Yep. It’s a bit more intense on the sweet side but this is so similar spam sushi since usually you mix in sake and mirin into the rice which are both sweet.
If I bite into what looks like a chocolate chip cookie and get spam, I’m going to kill everyone in the room and then myself.
Spam is too much on its own, this might actually work.
My favorite way to use spam is to grate it, then brown in a skillet until crispy. Use as a garnish for eggs or rice or whatever your sick heart desires.
You may think this is disgusting, but wait until you taste it!
Bloody Vikings.
This was invented by someone who was high and digging through their cupboards.










