The incident unfolded Saturday in Chicago’s Old Irving Park neighborhood, where residents say federal agents disrupted a children’s Halloween parade
Shocking video shows a chaotic scene on a quiet Chicago street as Border Patrol agents in tactical gear drag a 67-year-old man from his car while children in Halloween costumes look on in horror.
According to his running club, the man, who is a U.S. citizen, was returning from a team run when agents pulled him out of his vehicle, tackled him to the ground and kneeled on top of him, allegedly breaking six ribs and causing internal bleeding.
The incident unfolded Saturday in the city’s Old Irving Park neighborhood, where residents say the agents disrupted a children’s Halloween parade amid an immigration enforcement operation.
Things banned in #LandoftheFree:
- Drones (because you must be a CCP Spy or Mexican Cartel member)
- Radios (because only drug cartels use them)
- Building electronics gadgets with complex wiring (because Mrs. Karen says she saw an “illegal” with a “bomb”)
- Perfume (because its definitely drugs)
- 1st amendment (because bald JD Vance = terrorism)
- Excercising (because running = crime)
Did I miss anything?
[Edit:
- Doing Algebra on a plane (remember that?)
- Speaking a non-English language (must be a spy talking to their handler)
- Hand gestures and sign language (must be gang signs)
- Tattoos (must be MS-13)
]
Fyi, I would not have dared to make this Lemmy account if I weren’t a US Citizen, but even so, I still wonder when gestapo comes to my door, given how things are going.
If my account ever becomes inactive, either I forgot the password, or I’m in Gitmo.
Excercising (because running = crime)
Dude wasn’t even running. He was in his car just trying to go home after running. Turned onto his street and got pulled out of his car and assaulted.
If you end up in gitmo, just remember to submit a pull request for your release.
ICEIS
So. Where are the Bikers? Seriously. What the fuck happened to bikers looking after their community?
They went maga i guess ?
I cannot WAIT for the hammer to fall. Nazis were not this bad to their own citizens. I read an article that said the Republicans are planning to escape to Venezuela if the mid terms go bad for them. These fucking Democrat pussy politicians better prosecute ICE and everyone involved in this.
Trump is literally trying to provoke confrontation were none is so he can have a weak ass justification to clamp down harder … just in time for mid terms.
He is a fucking traitor.
Nazis were not this bad to their own citizens.
Really? The relocation to ghettos, the camps, the beatings, and the gold stars/pink triangles were better treatment than this? On par, sure. But better?
Well … less than 1% of the population were targeted by the Nazi party. More along the lines of 500k people, and many of them left.
MAGA is going after 30-35% of the population … assuming ICE is screening by skin color (which they are).
Its simple numbers. MAGA is going to be way worse than the Nazi party once they get fully ramped up.
False Flag Trump is at it again. Epsteining the country.
Nazi America living up to its new name again.
ICE “He only has six broken ribs so far.”
that’s a lot of taxpayer money going to this guy’s medical expenses and compensation for suffering
As if that claim for damages won’t be denied .
Oh you sweet summer child.
Video of incident: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BStfBzUJNuQ
Pepper spray is cheap and effective folks. I’d advise protecting yourself out there.
67
Jesus, there’s no escape!
i just watched the latest episode of south park and i was so confused by this. care to explain?
It’s a meme. It appeared to have originated from a rap song, and then was “remixed” by some kid on TikTok saying the line with the “comparative” hand gesture.
Don’t ask me why kids think it’s hilarious. It just seems pretty “lol random” to me 🤷♂️ At least Skibidi Toilet has a fucking hilarious premise and origin (stupid Gmod/SFM video series that is surprisingly deep despite being presented as utter brain rot. Plus toilets are funny.)
I too am confused. I’m teaching my toddler to count to 10 and my older kids chime in each time as I pass these numbers
67?
67???
KENDRICK IS LISTENING
For anyone wondering. Bro is brain rotted beyond repair.
“6,7” is a meme amongst the youth. It doesn’t mean anything. The meme itself is more about paradolia and confirmation bias of the two digits.
If you want to stay hip, freak out whenever you see these two numbers in that order.
Edit: obligatory peter in a straight jacket

The song this is from (Doot Doot by Skrilla) is such an insanely monumental piece of shit lol. Its difficult for me to even consider it music.
…?
Trump is going to get his armed resistance one way or another I guess.
File a massive lawsuit.
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If America saw what America was doing to America, then America would invade America to liberate America.
If America saw what America was doing to America, then America would invade America to liberate America.
That would be the lie America would tell everyone. The real reason would be that America wants to loot America’s natural resources.
We do have lots of natural resources…
Has anyone checked Fort Knox lately?
They know. They don’t care. They believe the “our country has been flooded with violent criminal illegal aliens” bullshit so when they see people being brutalized, they immediately think, “oh well they must deserve it. I have nothing to worry about because I don’t deserve it.”
Too much Faux Nooz.

First they came for the illegal immigrants and I did not speak out because I was not an illegal immigrant… welcome to the poem, you’re living in it and just like the poem, eventually there will be no one to speak out for you.
Yeah. Try explaining that to MAGA boomers
I do try. Unfortunately, trying is the best I’ve got. I’m not pretending I have a magic wand. But I’ll keep trying. It’s better than not trying.
I relate to this so more since I quit drinking 2 years ago. Thank fuck for my medical weed keeping me somewhat sane.
Depends, how much money does America have, and can it be easily exploited?
America has oil.
And slaves.
Well yes, but the US has really has only ever done one war for doing slavery, and never really ended the practice there.
America doesn’t invade because of such things.
Or you mean “liberation” in the very sense as Russia liberates Ukraine? Just killing and destroying for fun? Well, in this case America is liberating America right now!
No, America “liberates” countries because they have resources that can be exploited.
Killing and destroying for fun is just a perk.
If those kids could read they would be very upset about this
















