I wonder what Andrew Taint would have to say about this.
“Bruh it’s totally not homo if it’s for the Grind™, these stupid femoids just think we’re both so hot and want to fuck us anyway”
What’s your job? I kiss my homies
In a world with AI grindsets, influencer slopfests, and governmental grifting, we need more respectable professions like this.
Assuming this kind of wager is more likely in a nightclub with drunk people (that brought party money) then a regular bar.
Some have entree fees, and the oned that do have more chance to find richer drunk people.
Gotta pay expensive drinks for you and homie to not stand out and appear massively sus, what you’re doing is relatively mild but people can’t tell your not planning worse, so act normal, casual.
May take a while to find a good target, depending on the crowd size you only have one shot to smooth talk your way into it.
In the meantime your spending time, possibly gas finding new locations. Local employees will equally catch on also if you do it too often the same spot.
In the end gotta split the profits with your partner
Might be above minimum wage but far from big money. The only reason to get big money is dumb luck where your victim is an actual rich person that does not care.
By this logic everyone should be a prostitute on top of whatever their hustle is. Just saying.
Someone will post this to LinkedIn without a hint of irony.
ok but where does sucking the homie off play in all of this
That’s just a brojob, that’s standard operating procedure.
Context

Is a blowjob really a job if you’re enjoying it?
It’s a blowhobby, perhaps even a blowcalling.
Suck hobby
What part of this is passive?
It puts the ass in passive
If you’re having fun at your job, you’ll never work a day in your life.
Because doing that shit is illegal😂!
Is it? I dont think so actually
It’s passive for the bottom
what if I have a fagcent
Use sign language
Well this dystopia economy when you have go around making out with your male friend to make extra money.
What happens if you do it and they don’t pay? Also call BS in this economy people can pony up 100 bucks for this?
If they can afford drinks in an uptown bar, they can scrounge up $100 between them. It’s called wealth redistribution.
If homie doesn’t want any of that money, you might have a boyfriend.
Isn’t sex work illegal in the ‘freedom’ country
It’s not sex work, it’s just a friendly wager :D








