• a9cx34udP4ZZ0@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    If you just took a shower and your balls are still “dirty” your problem isn’t the order in which you dry yourself.

    If you can take a shower like a functional adult, it turns out skin is skin and wiping water off your ballsack is fundamentally identical to wiping water off the back of your hand.

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    Who cares? I just washed them, they’re clean. Do women have a second pussy towel or something?

    But also yeah, start at top, he’s right.

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    Why is this gendered? I use the same towel on my cooch as my face after I shower, I would be pretty impressed by the dedication to doing laundry of someone who has a specialized crotch-drying towel.

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    There are way dirtier things being done in a bedroom or playing outside sports. Why does it matter if you are clean? Why is a woman asking that silly question like as if we don’t kiss the mouth of someone who just gargle them balls

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        So, I understand the literal meaning, but what does it actually mean as slang? Girl kisser doesn’t really say much lol.

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            ;_; I know, I’m asking you to explain the joke please because I also like to laugh.

            And also because now I’m genuinely curious about how it’s used if it’s actual slang.

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              It’s not actual slang, just saying he kisses girls as a way to subvert expectations to “there’s a word for people like you” where an insult normally follows but this is just a “okay” moment

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    3 days ago

    If you care about this, you’re not showering properly. You’re supposed to be clean mfer

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    The secret is to use the towel to dry one’s nether regions after washing them, not before.

    By the way, it applies to women as much as to men.

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      You also just start from the head and go down to finish with your feet. (I know how that sounds lol)

      Like it’s basic drying stuff… no?

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          That’s what a floor mat is for. They make them in towel fabric so you don’t slip and the floor doesn’t get wet and slippery.

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        The point being that if one needs to at the end go back up to the face to make sure everything is perfect, one needs not worry about the possibility of that meaning one is rubbing one’s face on ball-sweat.

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          I mean at the end of the day, if you washed yourself well, you don’t need to worry about anything. It’s should be clean. ^^

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        Not just drying, also for cleaning. You don’t pick up the dirt from the floor, just to add more whilst cleaning the table.

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    I don’t really pay attention to whether my valet uses one towel or several. I think he switched things up between face and body, for sure, but beyond that shrug.

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      I fry my face, body, bits, face, body, legs, face, whatever… I’m clean. If imma eat my partner’s ass after a rave, why would I care if my face gets a little touch of clean grundle?

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    The ass/taint/balls combo get a good patting down, then if I have time I’ll stand over a box fan for the ultimate dry.

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    It doesnt matter, i washed. If i was dirty immediately after stepping out of a shower then i think i need to clean my house.

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    There isn’t anything special about your balls that makes them dirtier than the rest of your body. You’ve just washed them. They’re clean.

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      This is just not correct. Sweat and folds and proximity to other parts, probably double wrapped all day in plastic clothing… Not washing your arms and not washing your balls for a day has very different results.