With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.
The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]
Be able to transform into animals
Neural typical ignoramus is what I choose. I’d like to be able to ignore what’s happening in my country and be happy like a bunch of these dumbassss
I can upvote or downvote as many times as I want
Ohh! this *is *a nice game!
Ok, my superpower is … Autism!
Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all :D
The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words “hoodoo moogoo”
Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.
Controlling time to undo mistakes i have done in the past
impeccable social skills
Every single (non-human) animal is friendly to me.
infinite money
I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.
I want to be just slightly above average in everything I do without needing training, but I can only achieve that level of slightly above average at whatever I do.
being happy
I don’t need superpowers, just let me not be depressed while retaining a functioning cock/not feeling numb to the world.
Alright, fun’s over, let the monkey’s paw curl.
