What is this guy thinking lmao 🥴🤔

  • Bakkoda@lemmy.zip
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    42 minutes ago

    I don’t care if this is real or not, satire or reality but we need like 1000x more of this content everywhere. This is the kind of shit that triggers most of the silent majority crowd. Gargling dongs is apparently the ultimate sin.

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    5 hours ago

    Poor wife. She married a guy who’s too afraid to come out of the closet and who can’t pleasure her. I hope they still have a milkman.

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    6 hours ago

    I am 100% certain a large amount of conservatives have a massive cuck fetish and they get off on signaling it to the world. Why else would you admit not being able to satisfy your wife on what seems to be a press conference?

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    8 hours ago

    if you are talking about gay sex all the time, and thinking about you might be in the downlow. by the way there are category of porn for gay "white supremecist, conservative types to.

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      20 hours ago

      Exactly! Ugh, if these miserable, global extremist, sacks of dog shit hate freedom so much, why won’t they all just go build a man made floating island somewhere in the middle of the ocean and leave the rest of the world alone, instead of dragging us all into a fucking holy war just to force us to be miserable too?

      Answer:

      A. They aren’t actually capable of creating/building anything on their own, and are completely reliant on exploiting others because they’re a bunch of talentless cocksuckers.

      B. They thrive on the attention/theatrics of it all and need a captive audience.

      C. Even if they suddenly woke up to a world where every need was met and everyone was exactly like them, they would be even more miserable nobody was paying attention to them, and still find excuses to go to war with each other.

      D. All of the above (it’s this)

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    19 hours ago

    Probably: He was breast fed until he was 5 or 6. His mom burned him and said the devil is in him when he looks at other girls or touched his “devils thorn”. He feels shame when he is hiding with his wifes socks and transporn keeps popping up and making him just a little more excited.

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    1 day ago

    Sometimes I gotta be really thankful that if it wasn’t for dudes like this, women’s standards wouldn’t be low enough for me to get laid